You Shaved Your Bush (Disappointed) Crop Sweatshirt

from $74.42
A witty little statement for anyone who knows that personal grooming can come with unexpected plot twists. This cropped black sweatshirt features the understated phrase “YOU SHAVED YOUR BUSH? (DISAPPOINTED)” in small purple lettering—a dry, playful nod to body-hair opinions and unapologetic humor. The relaxed cropped silhouette makes it easy to pair with high-waisted jeans, leggings, or lounge bottoms, whether you’re heading to a cheeky girls’ night, a bachelorette weekend, or simply sharing an inside joke with your favorite people.

Product features
- 80/20 ring-spun cotton/polyester blend for comfort and durability
- Pre-laundered fabric helps reduce shrinkage and maintain sizing
- Split-stitched double-needle seams reinforce all seams
- Twill neck tape adds comfort and neckline strength
- 1x1 ribbed cuffs help create a snug fit that retains its shape

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A witty little statement for anyone who knows that personal grooming can come with unexpected plot twists. This cropped black sweatshirt features the understated phrase “YOU SHAVED YOUR BUSH? (DISAPPOINTED)” in small purple lettering—a dry, playful nod to body-hair opinions and unapologetic humor. The relaxed cropped silhouette makes it easy to pair with high-waisted jeans, leggings, or lounge bottoms, whether you’re heading to a cheeky girls’ night, a bachelorette weekend, or simply sharing an inside joke with your favorite people.

Product features
- 80/20 ring-spun cotton/polyester blend for comfort and durability
- Pre-laundered fabric helps reduce shrinkage and maintain sizing
- Split-stitched double-needle seams reinforce all seams
- Twill neck tape adds comfort and neckline strength
- 1x1 ribbed cuffs help create a snug fit that retains its shape

Care instructions